Concerning beverages.

by workinghereislikeworkinginnorthkorea

Our office doesn’t allow its employees to have beverages at their desk, as potential spills require them to replace a square of their super-expensive peel-and-stick carpet.

There are two exceptions to this rule: You can have water, or coffee, and it must be contained in a sealed thermos.

“Can we have tea?”

“No.”

“But we can have coffee?”

“Yes.”

“Isn’t coffee just as likely to stain carpet as tea?”

“…You can’t have tea.”

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